UnderGround Larry was born at the Bootsy Collins memorial hospital on the third ring of Uranus. He was the youngest of 34 children all of whom had different fathers. Larry's childhood was spent at the family Deli where he was in charge of slicing the spicy capicola ham and stirring the freshly made babaganoush. Larry left home and joined the Taliban at the age of 9, but was dishonorably discharged for refusing to comb his beard 5 times a day. After writing, directing, and starring in over 3,000 Bulgarian pornographic films Larry made his way to Los Angeles. The first few months in L.A. were rough. Larry barely got by selling Cambodian egg-yolk to Salvodorian immigrants in McCarthur Park. But things soon started looking up for Larry. After meeting Woody Allen at a coke orgy in the Pacific Palisades, Larry got a job polishing film reels for Warner Brothers Productions. It was there that he met his first baby-mama Tyra Banks. The next few years were pivotal for UnderGround Larry's career. He was now Diana Ross's official wig designer and Richard Simmons's personal trainer, and he was also according to Alex Tribek "the best damn crystal meth cook I had ever met." But it wasn't long before this glamorous life began to bore Larry. It was then that he began to turn his mind toward music. And I literally mean his "mind." You see, Larry doesn't make music the way most people do. He doesn't actually go to a studio and spit lyrics into a microphone. He telepathecally transmits his brainwaves directly to digital audio from his home inside the antiquities collection at the Getty museum. While there are currently too many projects in the works to list them all, you can look out for his upcoming duet with Michael Jackson titled "Ebony and Ceramic-polyester-formica-blend." And for all you die-hard fans out there watch out for Larry's guest role as "Ricardo Grande" on Telemundo's "Sin Tetas No Hay Paraíso...